笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創(chuàng)作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。在社會(huì)文化中,笑話一直都具有無(wú)法替代的特殊意義。本文是英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯_雙語(yǔ)笑話閱讀，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!

　　英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯_雙語(yǔ)笑話閱讀：Brotherly love 兄弟般的關(guān)愛

　　Teacher: Cassandra, if I saw a man beating a donkey and I stopped him, what virtue would I be demonstrating?

　　Cassandra: Brotherly love?

　　老師：Cassandra，如果我看見有人在毆打一頭驢，我制止了他，我顯示出了什么美德?

　　Cassabdra：兄弟般的關(guān)愛?

　　英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯_雙語(yǔ)笑話閱讀：The lowest grade 最低分

　　"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero."

　　"Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."

　　學(xué)生：“教授先生，我這次考試已經(jīng)竭盡全力了。我真的覺得我不應(yīng)該得零蛋。”

　　老師：“我也是。但是這已經(jīng)是我能給的最低分了!”

　　英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯_雙語(yǔ)笑話閱讀：Two Attorneys 兩個(gè)律師

　　Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches here!"

　　The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

　　兩個(gè)律師走進(jìn)一個(gè)餐廳，要了兩杯飲料，從包中拿出三明治開始吃起來(lái)。餐廳老板走過(guò)來(lái)警告說(shuō)，“你們不能在這里吃自己的三明治。”

　　兩個(gè)律師對(duì)看了一眼，聳聳肩，然后交換了手中的三明治。

　　英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯_雙語(yǔ)笑話閱讀：Fat Man and Thin Man 饑荒可能是你造成的

　　A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby. "From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine." "Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."

　　在旅館大廳里，一個(gè)非常瘦的人遇到了一個(gè)非常胖的人。 胖子說(shuō)：“看你的樣子，可能有過(guò)饑荒。” “是的，”瘦子回答說(shuō)，“看你的樣子，饑荒可能是你造成的。”

　　英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯_雙語(yǔ)笑話閱讀：Did You Know Him 你認(rèn)識(shí)他嗎

　　At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater(母校，校歌) . One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.

　　I sure was! answered the host. He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?

　　Sort of, replied the guest. My mother married him last Saturday.

　　在朋友家的一次宴會(huì)上，主人提起一位高中時(shí)的校友。一位客人問(wèn)他讀書期間，某位副校長(zhǎng)是否也在職。

　　當(dāng)然了，主人答道。他是我見過(guò)的最大的混蛋。你也認(rèn)識(shí)他嗎?

　　有點(diǎn)認(rèn)識(shí)，客人回答。我媽媽上周六嫁給了他。

　　
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