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關于一年級英語笑話：The amazing golf ball 神奇的高爾夫球
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!"
一個高爾夫球手正要發(fā)球，跑上來一個無限諂媚的小個子推銷員，喊到：“ 等一下。在您發(fā)球前，我請您看一樣超神奇的東西。”
The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?"
高爾夫球手頗感被打攪，說道：“什么東西啊?”
"It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never lose it!"
“是一個很特別的高爾夫球 - 一個永遠不會被弄丟的球!”
"you can never lose it"，scoffs the golfer, "What if you hit it into the water?
“永遠不會丟的球”，高爾夫球手嘲諷地說，“如果球被打到水里呢?”
"No problem," says the salesman. "It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it."
“沒問題。它能漂起來，還能探測到哪里是岸，然后自己就能轉到岸邊。”
"Well, what if you hit it into the woods?"
“那么如果掉到樹叢里呢?”
"Easy," says the salesman. "It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed."
“簡單。它能發(fā)出嘟嘟聲，這樣你就能循聲而至了。”
"Okay," says the golfer, impressed. "But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?"
“那如果天黑了怎么找它呢?”
"No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!"
“球會在黑暗中發(fā)光啊!一句話，你永遠不會找不到這個球。”
The golfer buys it at once. "Just one question," he says to the salesman. "Where did you get it?"
高爾夫球手當即買下這個球，隨口問了一句：“你從哪搞到它的?”
"I found it."
“是我撿到的啦!”
關于一年級英語笑話：Placing your order
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than will be accepted."
我和朋友在一家快餐店排隊等著點餐，看到店里貼了張通知：本店不收面值超過20元的大票。
The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than , I wouldn't be eating here."
排在我們前面的一位女士指著通知感慨到：“相信我，如果我真有20元以上的大票， 我就肯定不來這吃飯了。”
關于一年級英語笑話：This is my seat
It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.
一位女士頭一回坐飛機。她登機后發(fā)現自己的座位僅靠窗子。
After she settled in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his seat. She ignored him and told him to go away.
她坐好后，一位男士走過來堅持說她坐了他的位子。這位女士根本不聽，只告訴他走開
"Okay," replied the man. "If that's the way you want it, you fly the plane."
“好吧，”男士回答道。“如果你真想這樣，你來開飛機吧。”
關于一年級英語笑話：Running a red light
Two guys were riding down the street in a car. They come to a red light. The driver runs the red light. The passenger cries out "Hey, why did you do that?" The driver says, "Don't worry about it, my brother does it all the time."
兩個男人開車前行，路遇一紅燈，司機呼嘯而過。乘客大叫：“嘿!你干嗎這樣做?”司機說：“別擔心，我兄弟經常這么干。”
They came to another red light, and the same thing happens. The passenger is visibly upset and threatens to get out of the car the next chance he gets. At the next light, which is green, the driver slams on his brakes and comes to a screeching halt(停).
又遇一紅燈，司機依舊呼嘯而過。乘客顯然憤怒了，威脅說如果下次再闖紅燈他就下車。路遇一綠燈，司機猛踩剎車，車子嘎然而止。
The passenger is confused and asks, "What the heck is wrong with you? You ran two red lights but you stop at the green one."
乘客迷惑了，問道：“你有病吧?剛才闖了兩個紅燈，現在綠燈了你倒停了。”
The driver responds: "My brother might be coming from the other way!"
司機回答：“我兄弟可能會從那邊過來。”
關于一年級英語笑話：They are directly from America 它們是從美國直接帶來的
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real.
一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久，到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。在銀行柜臺，銀行職員認真檢查了每一張鈔票，看是否有假。
It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩，最后實在忍耐不住說：“相信我，先生，也請你相信這些鈔票。這都是真正的美元，它們是從美國直接帶來的。”
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