英文笑話帶中文翻譯閱讀
英文笑話帶中文翻譯閱讀
同一個冷笑話,你也笑不了幾次;為什么同一件事,你總是為它痛苦不止呢?小編精心收集了英文笑話帶中文翻譯,供大家欣賞學習!
英文笑話帶中文翻譯:The cost of marriage
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
婚姻的成本
一個小男孩問他的父親,“爸爸,要花多少錢才能結(jié)婚呢?”
“我也不知道,我現(xiàn)在還在交錢。”父親回答。
英文笑話帶中文翻譯:讓交警為之崩潰的一次駕駛
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a ,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him — he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."
The guy from the back seat said, "I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
一個家伙開車的時候警察追了上來。這個家伙搖開窗戶問警察:“怎么了,警官?”
“沒事,我觀察到了你的安全駕駛技術(shù),很高興你獲得了價值5000美元的安全駕駛獎。祝賀你!你認為你要拿這筆錢去做什么?”
他想了一會說“哦,我覺得,我應該去考駕照”。
坐在副駕駛位的女士說"別在意他說的,他喝醉了酒說胡話呢.
“后面座位的家伙說”我告訴你,偷來的車我們走不遠的。”
此時,行李箱出現(xiàn)了敲擊聲并傳出一個模糊不清的聲音:“我們穿過了邊境了嗎?”
英文笑話帶中文翻譯:I Could Do It Slower
Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?
Dentist: Fifty dollars.
Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?
Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.
我可以干得慢一些
病人:拔一顆牙收費多少?
牙醫(yī):50美元。
病人:只幾分鐘的活兒就要50美元?
牙醫(yī):好的,如果你喜歡的話,我可以干得慢一些。
英文笑話帶中文翻譯:So Hospitable the boy is!
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese.The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece ofcheese which he laid on the guest's plate.
The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyesthan your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?"
"In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃蘋果餡餅時,家里沒有奶酪了,于是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒,他拿著一片奶酪回到房間,把奶酪放在客人的盤子里。
客人微笑著把奶酪放進嘴里說:“孩子,你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?”
“在捕鼠夾上,先生。”那小男孩說。
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