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　　關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話短文：我教老師

　　Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?" "Nothing, Mum,"answered the son proundly, "instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told herthree."

　　母親問(wèn)她年幼的兒子：“寶貝，今天老師教了你些什么?” 　 兒子驕傲地說(shuō)：“什么都沒(méi)教，媽媽。她反倒問(wèn)我一加二等于幾，我告訴她等于三。”

　　關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話短文：模仿 Imitation

　　A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it." Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache. "That's because it's empty," said his bright son. "You'd be all right if you had something in it."

　　一個(gè)男孩放學(xué)回家時(shí)，覺(jué)得肚子痛。“來(lái)，坐下，吃點(diǎn)點(diǎn)心，”媽媽說(shuō)，“你肚子痛是因?yàn)槎亲邮强盏?。吃點(diǎn)東西就會(huì)好的。” 一會(huì)兒，男孩的爸爸下班回家了，說(shuō)是頭痛。 “你頭痛是因?yàn)槟愕哪X袋是空的，”他那聰明的兒子說(shuō)，“里面裝點(diǎn)東西，就會(huì)好的。”

　　關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話短文：That's Why

　　Jimmy started painting when he was three years old, and when he was five, he was already verygood at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pictures, and people paid a lot of moneyfor them. They said, "This boy's going to be famous when he's little older, and then we're goingto sell these pictures for a lot more money." Jimmy's pictures were different from other people'sbecause he never painted on all of the paper. He painted on half of it, and the other half wasalways empty. "That's very clever," everyone said, "Nobody else does that!" One day somebodybought one of Jimmy's pictures and then said to him, "Please tell me this, Jimmy. Why do youpaint on the bottom half of your pictures, but not on the top half?" "Because I'm small," Jimmysaid, "and my burshes don't reach very high."

　　吉米三歲開(kāi)始畫(huà)畫(huà)，五歲時(shí)已經(jīng)畫(huà)得很好了。他畫(huà)了很多美麗而有趣的畫(huà)，人們出高價(jià)購(gòu)買。他們說(shuō)，“這個(gè)孩子長(zhǎng)大一點(diǎn)肯定會(huì)出名，我們可以靠這些畫(huà)大賺一筆。” 吉米的畫(huà)與眾不同。因?yàn)樗麖膩?lái)不在整張紙上作畫(huà)。他只畫(huà)一半的紙，而另一半他總空著。 “構(gòu)思多么巧妙啊!”大家都說(shuō)，“從來(lái)沒(méi)有人這么做過(guò)。” 有一天，一個(gè)人買了吉米的畫(huà)，然后問(wèn)他：“請(qǐng)告訴我，吉米，你為什么總是在紙的下半部分畫(huà)畫(huà)，而不是在紙的上半部分?” 吉米說(shuō)，“因?yàn)槲覀€(gè)頭小，夠不著上面。”

　　關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話短文：探望病人

　　When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule prohibited childrenunder 12 from visiting patients. Our 11 -year -old seemed to understand, but our six -year-old took the restriction very hard. We discovered why she was so unusually upset when weheard her talking to her mother on the phone for the first time. As she said good bye, shetearfully exclaimed,"I'll see you when I'm 12,Mom!"

　　幾年前,我妻子動(dòng)手術(shù)時(shí),醫(yī)院有條規(guī)定 禁止12歲以下的兒童探望病人。我們11歲的孩子似乎能理解,可6歲的女兒對(duì)此卻非常傷心。等聽(tīng)到她頭一次給她媽媽打電話,我們才明白她為何如此分外激動(dòng)。在電話里,她邊說(shuō)再見(jiàn),邊哭著喊道 媽媽,等我12歲時(shí)一定去看你!

　　
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