英語笑話帶翻譯
笑話是幽默的一種形式,玩笑的目的就是逗樂、引人笑。幽默當(dāng)然不只是笑話,幽默有許多其他的表達(dá)形式。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了簡(jiǎn)短英語笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
簡(jiǎn)短英語笑話帶翻譯篇一
Bedtime Prayers
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital ofItaly. Make Naples the capital of Italy."
Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capitalof Italy?"
And Julie replied, "Because that’s what I put in my geography exam!"
睡前禱告詞
朱莉葉在做睡前禱告。“禱告上帝，”她說，“讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都吧。讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都吧。”
媽媽打斷她說：“朱莉葉，你為什么求上帝讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都呢?”
朱莉葉回答說：“因?yàn)槲以诘乩砜季砩鲜沁@么寫的。”
簡(jiǎn)短英語笑話帶翻譯篇二
機(jī)長的錄音
This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew ...
這是你們機(jī)長的聲音。
I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London.
請(qǐng)?jiān)试S我代表全體工作人員，歡迎你們乘坐英國航空公司602號(hào)航班從紐約飛往倫敦。
We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.
我們此時(shí)在大西洋上空35,000英尺的高度。
"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe thatboth the starboard engines are on fire. "
如果你從飛機(jī)的右邊向窗外看去，你將會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)右側(cè)的兩個(gè)引擎都已經(jīng)起火。
If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallenoff.
如果你從左邊往外看，你就會(huì)看到那邊的機(jī)翼已經(jīng)脫落了。
"If you look down towards the Atlantic Ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with threepeople in it to waving at you.”
如果你俯視下面的大西洋，那么你會(huì)看到一艘黃色的救生筏，上面有三個(gè)人正在朝你揮手。
That's me, the copilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recording.
那是我、副駕駛員還有我們的一名女乘務(wù)員。這是一段錄音。
簡(jiǎn)短英語笑話帶翻譯篇三
Einstein and God
愛因斯坦與上帝
Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asksthe Lord..."God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." "Einsteinasks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Einstein asks, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute."
愛因斯坦登上西奈山與上帝近距離交談。仰望著上帝，他問道：“神啊，一百萬年對(duì)于你來說相當(dāng)于什么呢?”上帝回答：“一分鐘。”愛因斯坦問：“一百萬元對(duì)于你來說又相當(dāng)于什么呢?”上帝回答：“一分錢。”愛因斯坦問：“能給我一分錢嗎?”上帝說：“請(qǐng)等一分鐘。”
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