小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話
笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創(chuàng)作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了小學(xué)生簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
小學(xué)生簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.
一男子去酒吧，點(diǎn)了一杯啤酒。
He takes his first sip and sets it down.
他喝了一口放下。
While he is looking around the bar,
當(dāng)他環(huán)視酒吧時(shí)，
a monkey swings down
發(fā)現(xiàn)一只猴子蕩下來(lái)，
and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
在他阻止之前，偷走了啤酒。
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey.
該男子問(wèn)酒吧招待，這只猴子是誰(shuí)的。
The barman replies the piano player.
服務(wù)員回答說(shuō)是鋼琴手的。
The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer."
男子走到鋼琴手面前問(wèn)：“你知道你的猴子偷了我的啤酒嗎?”
The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."
鋼琴手回答說(shuō)：“沒(méi)有，但是如果你能哼唱，我會(huì)為你演奏的。”
小學(xué)生簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle ,
個(gè)女學(xué)生坐在座位上，腳卻伸到課桌間的走道里
and was busily chewing gum,
嘴里起勁地嚼著口香糖，
when the teacher espied her.
被老師發(fā)現(xiàn)了
"Mary !" called the teacher sharply.
“瑪麗!”老師嚴(yán)厲地叫她。
"Yes,Madam?" questioned the pupil ,
“什么事，老師?”這女學(xué)生問(wèn)。
"Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!"
“把口香糖從嘴里拿出來(lái)，把腳放進(jìn)去。”
小學(xué)生簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
Ivan came home with a bloody nose
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。
and his mother asked, "What happened?"
他媽媽問(wèn)，“發(fā)生了什么事?”
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.“
一個(gè)男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說(shuō)。
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
“再見(jiàn)到他你能認(rèn)出來(lái)嗎?”媽媽問(wèn)。
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan.
“他走到哪里我都能認(rèn)出他，”伊凡說(shuō)。
"I have his ear in my pocket."
“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。”
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