笑話、幽默與邏輯有著密不可分的關(guān)系。智者可以充分發(fā)揮邏輯思維的能動性,,給多彩的生活增添樂趣,而愚者往往會陷入思維誤區(qū),表現(xiàn)出一股“諍氣”,被人嗤笑。 下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的關(guān)于動物的英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關(guān)于動物的英語小笑話篇一

　　Does the dog know the proverb,　too?

　　The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

　　"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

　　"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

　　狗也知道這個諺語嗎?

　　一個小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子.

　　“沒有關(guān)系,”一位先生說,“不用害怕,你知道這條諺語嗎：‘吠狗不咬人.’”

　　“啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道嗎?”

　　關(guān)于動物的英語小笑話篇二

　　A tiger caught a deer and wanted to eat it,the deer said : " You can't eat me."

　　The tiger was puzzled and then asked : " Why ?"

　　" Because I'm a National second-class protection animal."

　　The tiger laughed : " But we can't let the National first class protection animal die to hangry for the sake of the second-class protection animal."

　　老虎抓到一頭鹿，要把它吃掉，鹿說：“你不能吃我。”

　　老虎一愣：“為什么?”

　　“因為我是國家二級保護動物。”

　　老虎笑了：“總不能為了二級保護動物而讓一級保護動物餓死吧!”

　　關(guān)于動物的英語小笑話篇三

　　Three very tough mice

　　Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

　　The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

　　The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

　　Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."

　　三只老鼠坐在酒吧吹牛,談?wù)撍麄兊挠職夂湍苣汀?/p>

　　第一個說:"我非常歷害,曾吃過一整袋老鼠藥!”

　　第二個說:“我也非常歷害,一旦我被捕鼠器捕到,我咬斷了它!”

　　然后第三只老鼠起身說:“伙計,我呆會兒離開家去騷擾貓。”

　　關(guān)于動物的英語小笑話篇四

　　Worries about mad cow disease

　　There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.

　　The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."

　　The other cow replies, "I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."

　　擔(dān)心瘋牛病

　　有兩頭奶牛隔著牛攔正在交談!

　　第一頭奶牛說："我告訴你，瘋牛病真是很嚇人，他們說它正在迅速蔓延,我聽說一些牛正在放在約翰遜農(nóng)場”。

　　另一頭奶牛說："我不擔(dān)心，他不會影晌我們鴨子"

關(guān)于動物的英語小笑話篇五

　　He's just Been to the Zoo

　　When I was waitting in line at the bank , I noticed a woman holding a small child at one of the windows. The boy was eating a roll ,which he thrust at the teller. The teller smiled and shook his head.

　　"No, no, dear," said the boy's mom. and then , turnning to the teller , "I beg your pardon , young man. Please forgive my son . He's just been to the zoo."

　　他剛?cè)ミ^動物園

　　當(dāng)我在銀行里排隊時，發(fā)現(xiàn)一位婦女抱著一個小孩站在一個窗口。男孩正在吃一個面包卷，并將面包卷戳向出納員，出納員笑著搖了搖頭。

　　“別這樣，親愛的，” 男孩的媽媽說。然后她轉(zhuǎn)向出納員說，“對不起，小伙子。請原諒我的兒子，他剛?cè)ミ^動物園。”　
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