短篇簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全
長(zhǎng)期以來(lái),笑話(huà)因其在人際交往中的神奇效果,已經(jīng)成為研究者們普遍關(guān)心的話(huà)題。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的短篇簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà),歡迎閱讀!
短篇簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)篇一
Guest:"Bub, do you go to school?"
客人:“小家伙,你上學(xué)了嗎?”
boy:"What good shall I go to school? I can't read or write?"
孩子:“我上學(xué)有什么好處?我不會(huì)讀,也不會(huì)寫(xiě)。”
短篇簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)篇二
. betty:"Black hens are cleverer than white ones, aren't they?"
貝蒂:“黑母雞比白母雞聰明,對(duì)嗎?”
Larry:"How do you know?"
拉里:“你怎么知道?”
Betty:"Well, the black hens can lay white eggs, but the white hens can't lay black ones."
貝蒂:“嗯,因?yàn)楹谀鸽u能下白蛋,可白母雞不能下黑蛋。”
短篇簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)篇三
The librarian went over to a small, noisy boy. "Please be quiet!" she warned. "The people around you can't read!"
圖書(shū)管理員走到一個(gè)喧鬧的小男孩身邊,警告說(shuō):“請(qǐng)安靜!你周?chē)娜硕疾荒茏x書(shū)了!”
"They can't?" The boy asked curiously. "Then what are they doing here?"
“不能讀書(shū)?”小男孩好奇地問(wèn)道。“那他們?cè)谶@里干什么?”
短篇簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)篇四
"I wish I'd lived in the old times."
“我要是生活在古代就好了。”
"Why?"
“為什么?”
"Because there wouldn't be so much history to learn."
“因?yàn)槟蔷筒粫?huì)有這么多歷史要學(xué)了。”
短篇簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)篇五
Bobby:"Billy broke my new doll!"
博比:“比利弄壞了我的新洋娃娃!”
Mum:"How did he do that?"
媽媽?zhuān)?ldquo;他是怎么弄壞的?”
Bobby:"I hit him over the head with it."
博比:“我用洋娃娃打了他的頭。”
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