英語笑話故事帶翻譯
笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創(chuàng)作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。本文是英語笑話故事帶翻譯，希望對大家有幫助!
英語笑話故事帶翻譯：I Could Do It Slower
我可以干得慢一些
Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?
病人：拔一顆牙收費(fèi)多少?
Dentist: Fifty dollars.
牙醫(yī)：50美元。
Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?
病人：只幾分鐘的活兒就要50美元?
Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.
牙醫(yī)：好的，如果你喜歡的話，我可以干得慢一些。
英語笑話故事帶翻譯：向肖伯納求婚
Once a beautiful and dissolute British actress wrote to propose marriage to Bernard Shaw. She said she did not mind Bernard Shaw’s old age and ugliness because he was a genius. And if they could combine the beauty of the woman with the talents of the great man，that would be greatly harmonious. “With your wisdom and my appearance，our children must be perfect.”
英國有位美貌風(fēng)流的女演員，曾寫信向肖伯納求婚。她說，因?yàn)樗莻€天才，她不嫌肖伯納年邁丑陋。假如能使女郎的美貌和超人的天才結(jié)合，那該是多么協(xié)調(diào)啊。“咱們的后代有你的智慧和我的美貌，那一定是十全十美了。”
Bernard Shaw answered，in a letter，that her imagination was splendid，“But，what if the children take my appearance and your wisdom?”
肖伯納給她回了一封信說，她的想象很是美妙，“可是，假如生下的孩子外貌象我，而智慧又象你，那又該怎么辦呢?”
英語笑話故事帶翻譯：我想我是一只雞
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has thisbeen going on?Patient: Ever since I was an egg
精神病醫(yī)師：你哪里不舒服?病人：我認(rèn)為我是一只雞。精神病醫(yī)師：這種情況從什么時候開始的?病人：從我還是一只蛋的時候開始。
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