英語(yǔ)的笑話帶翻譯簡(jiǎn)短
英語(yǔ)的笑話帶翻譯簡(jiǎn)短
笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創(chuàng)作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)的笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)的笑話帶翻譯篇一
Cute Harry
可愛(ài)的哈利
It's was little Harry's first visit to the country,
這是小哈利第一次停留在鄉(xiāng)下，
and feeding the chickens fascinated him.
并且喂食吸引他目光的小雞。
Late one evening he caught his first glimpse of peacock strutting in the yard,
有一天晚上，他第一次看到孔雀在院子里神氣 十足地昂首闊步，
feathers spread beautifully in all its glory.
得意地將羽毛很優(yōu)美地向外展開,
Rushing indoors excitedly,Harry called out for his grandma.
小哈利很興裔地，向屋內(nèi)沖，大聲叫他的奶奶來(lái)看……
"Oh,Granny,come see!Come see!" he exclaimed.
他高聲地叫說(shuō)：“喔，奶奶，快來(lái)看!快來(lái)看!”
"one of your chickens is in bloom!"
“你們家有一只雞開花羅!”
簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)的笑話帶翻譯篇二
Flowers
花
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for theoccasion.
有一家公司開幕，老板的其中一位朋友為了這件太事要送他花。
They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,
他們到達(dá)了新的公司地點(diǎn)，老板讀了卡片的 內(nèi)容：
"Rest in Place."
“安息吧”。
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
老板非常生氣就打電話給花店抱怨。
After he had told the florist of the obvious mitake
就在他告訴花店這項(xiàng)明顯的錯(cuò)誤，
and how angry he was ,
以及他有多么生氣之后，
the florist replied,
花廟卻回答說(shuō)：
"Sir,I am really sorry for the mistake,
“先生，我真的對(duì)于這項(xiàng)錯(cuò)誤感到十分抱歉，
but rather than getting angry,
但是與其生氣，
you should imagine this :
你還不如應(yīng)當(dāng)想象
somewhere there is a funeral taking place today,
以下這個(gè)情況：今天有一個(gè)地方在舉行葬禮，
and they have flowers with a note saying,
他們收到了花，還附上一張紙條說(shuō)：
‘Congratulations on your new location' "
‘恭喜新居落成!”’
簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)的笑話帶翻譯篇三
守護(hù)天使
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice:
有一名男子正走在街上的時(shí)候聽(tīng)到一個(gè)聲音：
"Stop!Stand still!If you take one more step,a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
“停!站住不要?jiǎng)映蚩诠阍僮咭徊?，就?huì)有一個(gè)磚塊掉到你的頭上砸死你。”
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.
這名男子停住了，一個(gè)大磚塊就掉在他的面前。
The man was astonished .
這名男子非常驚訝。
He went on,and after a while he was going to cross the road.
他繼續(xù)向前走：不久后，他要穿越馬路。
Once again the voice shouted;
那個(gè)聲音再次叫說(shuō)：
Stop!Stand still!If you take one more step a car will over you and you will die."
“停!站住不要?jiǎng)?，如果你再走一步，就?huì)有一輛汽車輾過(guò)你，你就會(huì)死掉。”
The man did as he was instructed,
這名男子因?yàn)樵恢甘具^(guò)，所以就照著做，
just as a car came careening around the corner,barely missing him.
此時(shí)正好有一輛汽車左搖右晃地沖過(guò)轉(zhuǎn)角處，差一點(diǎn)撞上他。
"Where are you? " the man asked,"Who are you? "
這名男子問(wèn)說(shuō)：“你在哪里?你是誰(shuí)?”
"I am your guardian angle," the voice answered.
這個(gè)聲音回答說(shuō)：“我是你的守護(hù)天使。…”
"Oh yeah?" the man asked."And where the hell were you when I got married?"
這名男子問(wèn)說(shuō)：“喔，是嗎?那我結(jié)婚的時(shí)候：你死到哪里去了?”
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