英語簡單笑話帶翻譯

時間：2017-06-03 09:46:13 韋彥867由分享

　　近些年,冷笑話作為一種特殊的幽默方式在互聯(lián)網(wǎng)、電視節(jié)目、書籍雜志上廣泛流傳。學習啦小編整理了簡單英語笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　簡單英語笑話帶翻譯篇一

　　the man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. the new comer answered: "i am out of luck, i think. a few days ago i was walking in the street when i saw a piece of dirty rope. i thought nobody wanted it and so i picked it up and took it home."

　　在監(jiān)獄里，一個人問新來的犯人為什么被關(guān)進來。新來的犯人回答說：“我想我真是倒霉。幾天前我在街上走的時候，看到一根臟繩子，以為沒人要了，便撿起來帶了回家。”

　　"but it is not against the law to pick up a piece of rope and take home!"

　　“但是，撿一根繩子帶回家并不犯法啊!”

　　"i told you i had bad luck, didn't i?" the man sighed, "the trouble is that i didn't notice there was an ox at the other end of that rope."

　　“我告訴過你我倒霉了吧?”那個人嘆了口氣，“麻煩的就是我沒有注意到繩子的那一頭還有一頭公牛。”

　　簡單英語笑話帶翻譯篇二

　　when peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "since i've been with the firm for so long," he said, "i think i deserve at least a letter of recommendation."

　　彼得斯聽說自己被解雇了，便去見人力資源部的頭頭。“既然我在公司干了這么久，”他說，“我想至少該給我一封推薦信。”

　　the human resources director agreed and said he'd have the letter the next day. the following morning, peters found a letter on his desk. it read, "jonathan peters worked for our company for 11 years.when he left us, we were very satisfied."

　　人力資源部主任同意了，并說他第二天就可拿到該信。第二天早上，彼得斯在他的桌子上看一封信，上面寫道：“喬納森·彼得斯在我們公司干了11年。當他離去的時候，我們很滿意。”

　　簡單英語笑話帶翻譯篇三

　　while eating in a restaurant, i reprimanded(譴責，責難) my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . mump umn kmpfhm, was all i heard.

　　在飯店吃飯的時候，我申斥我4歲的兒子，因為他滿嘴食物在說話。喔、呢，我聽到的就是這些。

　　drew, i scolded, no one can understand a word you're saying.

　　杜魯，我責備道，沒人明白你在說什么。

　　he says he wants some ketchup(番茄醬) , my husband said calmly.

　　他說他要一些番茄醬，我丈夫平靜地說。

　　a woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, how in the world did you understand him?

　　坐在旁邊的一位婦女靠過來問道：你究竟如何明白他的話的呢?

　　i'm a dentist, my husband explained.

　　我是牙醫(yī)。我丈夫解釋道。

　　簡單英語笑話帶翻譯篇四

　　one day, tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. the teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. he called tim to his desk and said to him, "you got all your homework right this time, tim. what happened? did your father help you?"

　　一天，蒂姆的數(shù)學老師看了他的作業(yè)，發(fā)現(xiàn)他全做對了。老師很高興，同時也十分驚訝。他把蒂姆叫到桌前說：“蒂姆，你這次的作業(yè)全都做對了，怎么回事?你爸爸幫你做了嗎?”

　　"no, sir. he was too busy last night, so i had to do it all myself," said tim.

　　“不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。”

　　
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