英語笑話是指以一句英文短語或一個英文故事讓說話者和聽者之間覺得好笑,或是產(chǎn)生幽默感,笑話是一種經(jīng)過藝術(shù)加工的語言形式,是藝術(shù)化的語言,笑話是一種藝術(shù)方法。下面小編給大家推薦幾篇英語長篇笑話帶翻譯，希望大家喜歡。

　　長篇英語笑話帶翻譯一：

　　Don't You Like Any of Our Colours Today?

　　Mrs. Green was eighty，but she had a small car，and she always drove to the shops in it on Saturday and bought her food.

　　She did not drive fast，because she was old，but she drove well and never hit anything. Sometimes her grandchildren said to her，“Please don't drive your car，grandmother. We can take you to the shops.”

　　But she always said，“No，I like driving. I've driven for fifty years，and I'm not going to stop now.”

　　Last Saturday she stopped her car at some traffic-lights because they were red，and then it did not start again. The lights were green，then yellow，then red，

　　then green again，but her car did not start.

　　“What am I going to do now?” She said.

　　But then a policeman came and said to her kindly，“Good morning. Don't you like any of our colours today?”

　　格林太太八十歲了。她有一輛小型轎車，每逢星期六她總是開著這輛車去購買食品。

　　因為年紀大了，格林太太車子開得不快，不過她開車技術(shù)很高，從來沒有出過事。有時她的孫子孫女們對她說：“奶奶，您別開車了，我們可以送您去商店。”

　　但她總是說：“不，我喜歡開車。我已經(jīng)開了五十年了，現(xiàn)在還不想撒手。”

　　上星期六，她看見交通燈是紅色就剎住了車。后來車子熄火了。交通燈由綠色轉(zhuǎn)為黃色，然后轉(zhuǎn)為紅色，又轉(zhuǎn)變?yōu)榫G色，可她的車子還是發(fā)動不起來。

　　“現(xiàn)在我該怎么辦呢?”她說。

　　這時一位警察走過來，和氣地對她說：“早上好，今天交通燈的顏色沒有一樣您喜歡嗎?”

　　長篇英語笑話帶翻譯二：

　　Who is Stupid

　　A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

　　Little Johnny then stood up.

　　The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

　　"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

　　誰愚蠢

　　一個老師在對學生們講心理學，“誰認為自己蠢就站起來?”她一開始就說。

　　小約翰尼站了起來。

　　“你認為你很蠢嗎，小約翰尼?”老師問。

　　“不是的，老師，我只是不喜歡看你一個人站著。”

　　長篇英語笑話帶翻譯三：

　　Good intentions

　　One day a boy came to his teacher and said:"Teacher，my dad wants to know if you like roast pig.”

　　"I certainly do，”said the teacher, "And you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.”

　　Days passed，and nothing more was said about the roast pig.

　　Finally the teacher said to the boy，“I thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig.”

　　"Yes，"said the boy，“He did intend to，but the pig got well.”

　　良好的心愿

　　一天有個男孩去對他老師說:“老師，我爸想知道你是不是愛吃烤豬肉。”

　　“當然口，”老師說，“去告訴你父親，多謝他想著我。”

　　好幾天過去了，男孩再沒提起烤豬肉的事兒。

　　最后老師對男孩說:“我以為你父親要給我送點烤豬肉來呢。”

　　“是啊，”孩子說，“他是這么想的，可后來豬病好了。”